Gillette aluminum zirconium deodorant review

Any chef would be blessed to have Gillette Endurance deodorant as part of their flavor palate.  The fruity odor, the tangy aluminum taste, the crystal clear sauce itself, all combine to turn any culinary experience into a heavenly one.

When one first takes off the cap one is assaulted with a fragrant memory, a smell reminiscent of those days spent on the beach buying banana Popsicles.

 Or maybe those times when one want to the aquarium and saw the shark tank.

That brusque aluminum odor, that sweet smell of zirconium, that delectable octaclorohydrex parfum compliment any cuisine with just the right amount of "eliminates odor at the source."

The sauce itself is pure, clear, suspension of hydrous aluminum which looks fantastic on foods ranging from spaghetti

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To day-old potato chips.

You can dip it, spread it, baste it, boil it, cover it, slather it, roll it on with the E-Z roll grip, paint it on with a mascara brush, dip some on your finger and mix it in without fear of putting that nasty sweaty skin smell inside of your masterpiece.  The perfect stuff, for all occasions.  Move out of the way, ketchup.  I'm looking at you too, katsup.

The vehicle itself is a marvel of human ingenuity.  A dial at the bottom allows for precise flow control, so you won't pool sauce where you don't want it to pool.  The grated opening

 allows for easy, all-around application to any flat food surface.  Try it on your pancakes!  And the rounded top, oh, the rounded top, never miss the inside of those baked potatoes again, never spend too much time scraping your sauce of choice over toast, never--

Hold it!  Hold it!  I just had an idea!

Why don't we put butter in containers like this?  Then--

I have discovered the key to the universe.  

10 octaclorohydrexes out of 10, would discover key again.  

Hey, this is my idea.  Don't steal it.  I'm going to be rich!