But that doesn't matter. BECAUSE I SHALL RULE THE WORLD MWAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Haha. Whoo. Ha Ha.
Ha.
So, I know you're wondering: "Oh overlord to be, how will you conquer the world? Surely you have a plan?"
Oh, you bet I do. It's time to start monolouging!
I have a plan. An evil plan. A plan so genius, that I have to spill it to you. Otherwise, no one will know that I have committed the perfect crime. The plan? PLAN Z!
That's right, PLAN Z! When everyone has got a copy of my kindle book, FOR FREE, I will press this button on my desk,
AND THEN EVERYONE WILL BECOME MY SLAVE!
And I will get to steal the krabby patty formula! Because kindle! And free! YEA! Now, all I have to do is get people to download my book ...
Hello? Hello, is anyone there?
Hello? I have a delicious, free bucket of chum I mean book, for FREE!
It's depressing how excited I am about this. The green is the free downloads. Look at me. I'm an author oh god I think I'm going to go cry in a corner now. Maybe I'll hire a hit-man named Dennis to take down that damned yellow sponge and end his shenanigans ...
Ahh, who am I kidding. I'll just write another book.
And then I'll rule the world.
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