Top Ramen is a Trap. Chicken soda is cool.

Hello there. I didn't see you. I still can't see you because I have a pair of sunglasses under my sunglasses. I got three more pairs under that. Is it just me, or is it dark in here? It's totally dark in here. But I'm still cool. Because wearing sunglasses in a dark room is cool. Cool times five equals more brownie points if you wear multiple pairs.



Onto what I was going to talk about.

Chicken

Soda. You heard that right.

Chicken

Soda. That's my idea.

You know how they always say, 

And all that? Well, what if we made it into a soda? That would be pretty cool, wouldn't it? 

Or even better, turn 

into 

Which would be pretty nasty, wouldn't it? Or would it? What do you think? Would you like to see a soda that tastes like chicken? Or maybe one that tastes like the broth from

That would be cool wouldn't it? I mean, the broth from this stuff is like heavenly nectar. So full of MSG and preservatives and salt that you can't help loving it. And then you feel guilty afterwards. It's how this stuff works. It's--It's--

It's all a conspiracy! The illuminate are onto us! They want our--they want our brains! BRAINS!

Okay that's it. So what do you think? Should there be a chicken flavored soda?